April 1st: Ambush Bug!

Irwin Schwab

F: Typ (6)
A: Rm(30)
S: Typ (6)
E: Gd (10)
R: Gd (10)
I: Rm (30)*
P: Rm (30)*

Health: 52 (hey! It's DC's magic number!)
Karma: 70
Popularity: well, it depends. Most of the time 10
Resources: Pr (4)

Talents
Detective/Esiponage (Theoretically)
Comic Continuum Ethics and Physics (Well, he's a little low on the ethics part)
Crossover Physics: (He understands that Superman in his book sells, but Batman makes it golden)
Knowledge: Hero/Villain lore
Knowledge: DC Universe (all of it)
Knowledge: Superman (He practically stalks him)

Powers:

• Teleportation: Ambush Bug used to use little flying bugs that would grant him Un (100) teleportation, but since that was sort of stupid, he ditched them.
• Body Armor: Ambush Bug's costume provides Ex (20) protection from Physical, Energy, Acid, Disease, Radiation, Continuity, Scarlet Witch Reality Alteration, Skrull Replacement, Final Crisis exposition, and Wolverine Crossovers.
• Comic Awareness*: This power is awesome to behold, and so far, only Ambush Bug and maybe Keith Giffen understand it. Basically, Ambush Bug is fully aware he is a comic book character. This makes him impervious to some degree from permanent character death (although, many many many people have tried. As Ambush Bug is aware he is in a comic, he's not bound by certain rules, such as having to die, mandatory crossovers, and permanent injury. Ambush Bug also knows he's a possible character in a game, so plan accoringly.
• Weirdness Magnet: Like the power Troubleshooter, Ambush Bug is automatically drawn to the paranormal, the weird, the...stupid. From talking Socks with Dr. Doom fixations to toy sidekicks, Ambush Bug is drawn to these things.
• Apathy Will: Like Iron Will, except not exactly, Ambush bug has 'Apathy Will' at Un (100). Basically, Ambush Bug's apathy is so great that he ignores things, such as 100' tall were-koalas (Issue #2) or Darkseid (Original Miniseries). Ambush Bug's Apathy Will works against Ambush Bug as well, except in the immediate presence of Cheex the Toy Wonder, Superman, "Hot Super Chicks" or continuity that is so confusing that it baffles him.

Contacts:

The Dumb Bunny from the Inferior Five, or as Ambush Bug says, Mrs. Schwab (It was a quicky in Vegas)
Jonni DC, the former Continuity Cop for the DC Universe
Cheex The Toy Wonder: A toy that Ambush Bug made his side-kick (Stats below)
Superman: Although Superman is rather reluctant to admit that he knows Ambush Bug, Ambush Bug is Superman's *GREATEST* fan.

Limitations:

• Immortal: Ambush Bug is not on Death's list (Death of the Endless actually looked, he's not there)
• Banned: Ambush Bug is banned from many comics on principal.
• Insane and Absurd: The Joker thought the Ambush Bug was seriously F'd up. Seriously.
• Unusual Looks; Come on, he's in a bright green costume with antenna.
• Enemies: From Scabbard to Darkseid, Ambush Bug's made a few.

Cheeks the Toy Wonder:

F: Sh/0 A: Sh/0 S: Sh/0 E: Sh/0 R: SH/0 I: Sh/0 P: Sh/0
Health: 0
Karma: 0
Popularity: Surprisingly 20
Resources: Sh/0

Powers: Doll Body: Pr (4) protection from damage
Talents: None
Contacts: None

IT'S A DOLL!!!!!!!!

April 1st Write-up: Liam Neeson, the most dangerous man in the universe.

Liam Neeson

Liam Neeson, the man who will look for you, the man who will find you.

F: Am (50)
A: Rm (30)
S: Ex (20)
E: Am (50)
R: Ex (20)
I: Am (50)
P: Am (50)

Health: 150
Karma: 120
Popularity: 50/-50 (To people who kidnap his daughter).
Resources: Am (50) (Liam Neeson is an international actor, who trained Batman, Obi-Wan, and Perseus)

Talents:
Actor*****: Liam Neeson is a method actor, if not the best method actor in the world. As such, Liam Neeson can learn any skill exposed to, and can learn it completely, adding to a formidble list which include:
Detective/Espionage
Religion
Martial Arts: A,B, C, D, and E
Acrobatics
Neurosurgery
Leadership*
Law-Enforcement
Crime*
Medicine*
Military
Wolf-Punching
Knowledge: Jedi
Knowledge: Batman-stuff
Knowledge: Narnia
Knowledge: Sailing
Knowledge: Forensics

Powers:
The Neeson Force: Born in the fire of primordal creation, the Neeson Force is a powerful cosmic power, which is embodied in Liam Neeson. The Neeson Force, while in the form of Liam Neeson is limited to the following abilities, simply because of the sheer awesomeness of Liam Neeson:
- Danger Sense: Am (50): Liam Neeson can sense danger or the danger of his daughter with Am (50) ability, and correctly determine how to respond
- Regeneration*: By willing himself to ignore pain, Liam Neeson can heal with Mn (75) ability
- Invulnerability: Liam Neeson cannot be affected by mental attacks nor can he be affected by emotional powers, for he is Liam Neeson.
- Wolf Detection: Liam Neeson can immediately detect the presence of wolves, especially those wolves who have kidnapped his daughter
- Telelocation: People who have kidnapped his daughter: Liam Neeson can immediately determine where the people are who kidnapped his daughter, and is able to find them in order to find her. The Neesonlocation spans dimensions and realities.
- Method Actor: Liam Neeson is the ultimate method actor, and can adapt himself into any role or ability, from Zeus to Darkman. As such, Liam Neeson can power simulate any ability or power through prepation for a 'role'. Such 'roles' will determine which powers he has access to.
- Improvisational acting: Liam Neeson's mastery of improvisation allows him to use any object as a weapon to kill those who have kidnapped his daughter. As such, Liam Neeson gets another 4 attacks a round

Contacts:
Liam Neeson knows a lot of people, but among them:
Batman
Obi-Wan Kenobi
Patrick Swayze
All those Narnia kids
Perseus
Voldemort (Who he can totally defeat)
Daughter Neeson.

Limitations:
While it is hard to believe that Liam Neeson has limitations, the truth is, he cares for all beings, especially his daughter. Liam Neeson sees protecting his daughter the most important drive in all existance, which is weird, because she gets kidnapped by Wolf-Sith-Terrorists all the time. Liam Neeson will stop at nothing to get his daughter back.