Wednesday, November 7, 2012

April 1st: Ambush Bug!







Irwin Schwab

F: Typ (6)
A: Rm(30)
S: Typ (6)
E: Gd (10)
R: Gd (10)
I: Rm (30)*
P: Rm (30)*

Health: 52 (hey! It's DC's magic number!)
Karma: 70
Popularity: well, it depends. Most of the time 10
Resources: Pr (4)

Talents
Detective/Esiponage (Theoretically)
Comic Continuum Ethics and Physics (Well, he's a little low on the ethics part)
Crossover Physics: (He understands that Superman in his book sells, but Batman makes it golden)
Knowledge: Hero/Villain lore
Knowledge: DC Universe (all of it)
Knowledge: Superman (He practically stalks him)

Powers:
  • Teleportation: Ambush Bug used to use little flying bugs that would grant him Un (100) teleportation, but since that was sort of stupid, he ditched them.
  • Body Armor: Ambush Bug's costume provides Ex (20) protection from Physical, Energy, Acid, Disease, Radiation, Continuity, Scarlet Witch Reality Alteration, Skrull Replacement, Final Crisis exposition, and Wolverine Crossovers.
  • Comic Awareness*: This power is awesome to behold, and so far, only Ambush Bug and maybe Keith Giffen understand it. Basically, Ambush Bug is fully aware he is a comic book character. This makes him impervious to some degree from permanent character death (although, many many many people have tried. As Ambush Bug is aware he is in a comic, he's not bound by certain rules, such as having to die, mandatory crossovers, and permanent injury. Ambush Bug also knows he's a possible character in a game, so plan accoringly.
  • Weirdness Magnet: Like the power Troubleshooter, Ambush Bug is automatically drawn to the paranormal, the weird, the...stupid. From talking Socks with Dr. Doom fixations to toy sidekicks, Ambush Bug is drawn to these things.
  • Apathy Will: Like Iron Will, except not exactly, Ambush bug has 'Apathy Will' at Un (100). Basically, Ambush Bug's apathy is so great that he ignores things, such as 100' tall were-koalas (Issue #2) or Darkseid (Original Miniseries). Ambush Bug's Apathy Will works against Ambush Bug as well, except in the immediate presence of Cheex the Toy Wonder, Superman, "Hot Super Chicks" or continuity that is so confusing that it baffles him.

Contacts:

The Dumb Bunny from the Inferior Five, or as Ambush Bug says, Mrs. Schwab (It was a quicky in Vegas)
Jonni DC, the former Continuity Cop for the DC Universe
Cheex The Toy Wonder: A toy that Ambush Bug made his side-kick (Stats below)
Superman: Although Superman is rather reluctant to admit that he knows Ambush Bug, Ambush Bug is Superman's *GREATEST* fan.

Limitations:
  • Immortal: Ambush Bug is not on Death's list (Death of the Endless actually looked, he's not there)
  • Banned: Ambush Bug is banned from many comics on principal.
  • Insane and Absurd: The Joker thought the Ambush Bug was seriously F'd up. Seriously.
  • Unusual Looks; Come on, he's in a bright green costume with antenna.
  • Enemies: From Scabbard to Darkseid, Ambush Bug's made a few.

Cheeks the Toy Wonder:

F: Sh/0 A: Sh/0 S: Sh/0 E: Sh/0 R: SH/0 I: Sh/0 P: Sh/0
Health: 0
Karma: 0
Popularity: Surprisingly 20
Resources: Sh/0

Powers: Doll Body: Pr (4) protection from damage
Talents: None
Contacts: None

IT'S A DOLL!!!!!!!!

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